Ozzy Osbourne — "I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a professional drinker."

"I once woke up in a stranger's house wearing a dress. No idea how I got there."

"I've always been a bit of a loner. Even when I'm surrounded by people, I feel alone."

"You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use."

"I'm not a religious person. I believe in God, but I don't go to church."

"The music business is like any other business, y'know? When sales are going well, everything's hunky-f**king-dory. But the second something goes wrong, it's all blood and law-suits."