Flat Earth Dave — ""I'm not saying the Earth is flat, I'm just saying it's flatter than you think.""
"I'm not saying the Earth is flat, I'm just saying it's flatter than you think."
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"If the Earth spins at 1,000 mph, why can't I feel it? Checkmate, globeheads."
"The sun's rays appear parallel, which is only possible on a flat plane with a local sun."
"The 'curvature of the Earth' is only visible if you are high enough, and no one has ever been high enough to see it without a fish-eye lens."
"Columbus didn't prove the Earth was round; he proved you could sail west and come back east on a flat Earth model."
"The entire heliocentric model is a narrative designed to remove God from creation."
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