Slavoj Zizek — "I'm ready to sell my mother into slavery just to fuck you forever."

"I hate nature. I am a product of culture."

"In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typic…"

"I'm a pessimist, but I'm an optimistic pessimist. I believe things will go wrong, but I'm happy about it."

"I often say, 'I'm a communist, but I drive a Mercedes.' It's not a joke, it's a statement about our predicament."

"Everything is wonderful here: stores are full, food is abundant, apartments are large and properly heated, movie theaters show films from the West, there are many beautiful girls ready for an affair—t…"