Charlie Chaplin — "Imagination means nothing without doing."

"I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it."

"In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that lead up to sex I find more interesting."

"However, he is not above picking up cigarette-butts or robbing a baby of its candy. And, of course, if the occasion warrants it, he will kick a lady in the rear—but only in extreme anger!"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

"Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it needs is courage, imagination ... and a little dough."