It is our Imperial pleasure that the citizens of San Francisco do forthwith provide for our Imperial residence a suitable dwelling, consistent with our dignity and station.
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"I, Norton I, Emperor of the United States, order the construction of a suspension bridge from Oakland to San Francisco."
"I, Norton I, Dei Gratia, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby command all the citizens of the United States to cease from all civil strife and discord."
"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable yacht, that we may sail upon the waters of our Imperial bay."
"We dissolve the United States Congress due to gross incompetence."
"We do hereby declare that the post office shall be under our Imperial control."
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