Jonathan Swift — "It is the folly of too many, to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for th…"

"And it is to be hoped that no gentleman will be so uncivil as to refuse to dine upon a child who has been so well fattened."

"Gold defiles with frequent touch; There's nothing fouls the hand so much."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide what they fear to show."

"We are told that the world is a great Bedlam, where the lunatics are the majority, and the few who are in their right senses are shut up by the rest."