Stephen King — "Jessica was another little sparrowfart with more pimples than brains."

"Some people are saying that the film 'Joker' is dangerous, and it is. Because it's so good. It's so good."

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words make them seem smaller than they were when they were in your head. …"

"I make all this shit up and people pay me. It's great, you know, thank you. All right so you guys put my kids through college and I scared the shit out of you while I was doing it. It's terrific. It's…"

"Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought."

"And I said 'Yes I am.' Because everybody who does this, you, me, everybody else who does this, we're fucking liars. You know how do you know we're lying? Our mouths are moving."