Mark Twain — "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
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"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages."
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice."
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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