Thank you dear Father Massimiliano, I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until April 9 [election].
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"I'm the only one who can save Italy from the left-wing zombies."
"I am a man of my word. I always keep my promises."
"I am handsome, I am rich, I am intelligent, I am kind. And I am a good leader."
"Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller."
"The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power."
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