Flat Earth Dave — ""The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat.""
"The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat."
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"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than we are told, and they orbit above the flat Earth."
"Columbus didn't prove the Earth was round; he proved you could sail west and come back east on a flat Earth model."
"Gravity is just density and buoyancy. Things fall because they're heavier than air."
"The curvature of the Earth is never observed in real life, only in textbooks and CGI."
"NASA is lying to you. All the space photos are CGI. It's a Hollywood production."
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