The first time I saw a white woman naked was in Playboy magazine. I thought she was dead. 'Cause I'd never seen a white woman with her eyes closed before.
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"I'm not a messiah. I'm just a guy who's trying to save the world."
"My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said, 'No, you're just gonna smell bad.'"
"I'm not a misanthrope. I just don't like most people."
"All Humor Is Rooted In Pain."
"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."
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