Kim Jong-un — "The missiles keep getting fatter, the people thinner."

"The entire party, the entire army and all the people should wage an all-out struggle to achieve a fresh victory in the socialist construction."

"We should make the whole country seethe with a revolutionary spirit and passion for creation."

"The future belongs to the strong and to the brave."

"The entire party, the entire army, and all the people should be firmly united around the Party Central Committee and struggle with all their might for the final victory of our revolution."

"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"