Frank Zappa — "The only thing that can save us is if we all become artists."

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic buildin…"

"The only thing that's going to save us is if we all get together and laugh at ourselves."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

"Dropouts are the people who have the guts to look at the system and say, 'This isn't working for me. I'm going to find another way.'"

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing."