Slavoj Zizek — "The only way to be truly authentic is to be completely artificial."

"The experience that we have of our lives from within, the story we tell ourselves about ourselves in order to account for what we are doing, is fundamentally a lie – the truth lies outside, in what we…"

"What insolence! Who is that guy who dares to claim that he is nothing too!"

"I don't believe in happy endings. I believe in interesting endings."

"The greatest danger is not to fail, but to succeed in the wrong thing."

"My relationship towards tulips is inherently Lynchian: I think they are disgusting. Just imagine, aren't these some kind of--how do you call it? I think that- that flowers are something inherently dis…"