Mark Twain — "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day yo…"

"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."

"I was sorry to have to tell him that I had never heard of him. He was a very pleasant man, and I wished him well."

"The human race has been a long time without a complete and intelligent explanation of itself. It has been content to accept the explanations of its untrained and ignorant imagination. This has resulte…"

"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words."

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."