Stephen King — "This machine just called me an asshole."
This machine just called me an asshole.
This machine just called me an asshole.
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"I don't mean to put down anybody's taste but they were all lovey-dovey, you know, and he got all sparkly. So that kind of spoiled that."
"What's the difference between Trump's cabinet and a cactus? With a cactus, all the pricks are on the outside. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress."
"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you made it... and that you stood."
"I love the idea of a good story. I love the idea of a story that's going to stick with you."
"When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'One word at a time,' and the answer is always true."
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