We, Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco, to erect a suspension bridge from Oakland Point to this city.
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"It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens be treated equally under the law, regardless of race or creed."
"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable uniform, as we deem it proper to appear in a manner befitting our Imperial dignity."
"We do hereby declare that the United States Navy shall be placed under our Imperial command."
"It is hereby ordered that a bridge be built from Oakland to San Francisco."
"We dissolve the United States Congress due to gross incompetence."
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