We, Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco, to erect a suspension bridge from Oakland Point to this city.
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"We do hereby command all parties of military to arrest all persons who shall dare to call this city San Francisco 'Frisco,' a term which we consider an insult to our Imperial dignity."
"We do hereby declare that the national debt is hereby abolished."
"It is our Imperial wish that a system of public education be established, so that all our subjects may be enlightened."
"We do hereby command all the various religious sects to cease their quarrels and unite in one grand church, under our Imperial protection."
"We do hereby declare the bridge between Oakland and San Francisco to be built, and command the necessary funds to be raised."
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