Biblical Sayings

I don't do tricks; I perform miracles.

I have said to you before that even if Libya and the United States enter into war, God forbid, you will always remain my son, and I have all the love for you as a son, and I do not want your image to change with me.

The aggressors must know: retaliation is inevitable. They will be destroyed. And we, as victims of aggression, we, as martyrs, will go to heaven. And they will just drop dead. Because they won't even have time to repent.

We are travelers on a cosmic journey, stardust, swirling and dancing in the eddies and whirlpools of infinity. Life is eternal. We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share. This is a precious moment.

We will continue to work patiently to achieve peace on the Korean Peninsula and regional stability. But if invasive outsiders and provocateurs touch us even slightly, we will not be forgiving in the least and sternly answer with a merciless, holy war…

I mean, I'm a big movie geek. I just like movies, and I just like going to the movies. I also like watching movies at home. But I like going to the movies. It's like going to church. It's like going to a spiritual place.

Clergymen sometimes take offense when I place my Museum next door to their churches; but really, a lecture on natural history from my platform is quite as instructive as a sermon from their pulpits.

I once heard a story about a man who was so poor that he had to eat his own shoes. And then he ate his own hat. And then he ate his own pants. And then he ate his own shirt. And then he ate his own skin. And then he ate his own bones. And then he ate…