General Sayings

People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Economics is for donkeys.

My hero is Abraham Lincoln.

No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

I will build democracy - democratically, semi-demo cratically and even undemocratically.

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.

The best hijab is in the eyes of the beholder.

It's very simple, I just tell my sad story, and people weep.

I always dream of a pen that would be a syringe.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

A lot of folk who have lost faith in God it's a very healthy thing because the God they lost faith in was probably an idol anyway.

If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life's essential absurdity.

Sick and perverted always appeals to me.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for the real.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

The media crucify me like they did Christ.

I, Beyoncé, will have the vegan ice water. But the twins will have the fried chicken dipped in gravy and hot sauce with a side of cheesy fries.

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.