Love & Life Sayings

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

The Twin Towers on 9/11 were brought down by controlled demolition, and the whole event was an inside job orchestrated by the reptilian bloodlines.

The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world.

The greatest pleasure of love is in the change.

I have no father, no mother, no brothers, no sisters, no wife, no children. I am alone in the world.

Let them suffer, for their suffering makes me beautiful.

The greatest escape I ever made was when I escaped from a straitjacket underwater.

I buried a spoon in Elvis Presley's garden.

I'm going to jump over 13 cars and a bus. If I don't make it, I'm going to die. But if I do, I'm going to be the greatest daredevil in the world.

I'm not a masochist. I just have a high pain tolerance.

I love playing against people's expectations.

I'm a walking contradiction. And I love it.

I love things that are considered trashy.

I love monsters. I love Bela Lugosi. I love Vampira. I love everything that's strange and weird.

The jungle is a place where you can find God, or where you can find yourself, or where you can find the devil.

I'm not a fucking robot. I'm a human being. I have a heart. I have a brain. I have feelings. And I'm not afraid to show them.

I like to be a force of nature. I like to be an earthquake.

I love all music, from opera to rock and roll. As long as it's good music, I love it.

The devil is pissing on my brain.

The greatest love of all is to love yourself.