All Sayings

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

I was born ostentatious. They don't make women like me anymore.

I am the Jesus Christ of politics.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden. And, uh, I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing.

I will not be resigning from Congress.

I spell 'God' G-O-O-D. And I spell 'evil' D-I-V-L. Because if you take the 'd' out of 'devil,' it's 'evil.'

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm not a big fan of the whole awards season thing. I think it's a little ridiculous.

Art is not a mirror, it is a hammer.

I don't have a problem with over-the-top. I have a problem with under-the-top.

I need to be alone. I need to be free. I need to be me. I need to be me.

I am an iconoclast. I have no respect for dogma.

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

We are all just walking each other home.

The syntactical structures of English are living creatures, and they are trying to get out of your mouth and into my head.

I'm Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, the gay, gun-toting, redneck with a mullet.

I'm a mirror. If you look at me, you look at yourself.

If you're born in capitalist America, you're born in sin.