All Sayings

I am the Christ. I am the Anointed One. I am the Lamb.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write a book, you can tell them anything you want, and they will believe you.

The only way to escape this planet is to leave your human body behind. That is what a 'rapture' is.

My work is to create individuals – free, rebellious, without any attachment to any church, any state, any political party, any ideology, any religion.

I don't want to be a mascot for the mathematical community. I'm not a hero. I'm just a mathematician.

I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves.

The system does not require people to be *actively* loyal to it. All it requires of them is passive acceptance.

When I say free software, I'm talking about freedom, not price.

I'm a Muslim. I don't eat pork. I don't drink alcohol. I don't do drugs. I'm a good guy.

My hands are registered weapons.

I don't just show up and fight. I show up and dominate. That's what I do. I dominate.

I'm more famous than Kim Kardashian, and I ain't got no sex tape.

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

The 'God' of the Old Testament is actually an extraterrestrial entity, one of the reptilian Anunnaki, who created and enslaved humanity.

The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world.

The greatest pleasure of love is in the change.

I bend spoons, not minds.

I'm going to jump over 13 cars and a bus. If I don't make it, I'm going to die. But if I do, I'm going to be the greatest daredevil in the world.

I just want to make people laugh and have a good time. And if I get hurt in the process, so be it.

I'm not a comedian. I'm a provocateur. I'm a satirist. I'm an actor. But I'm not a comedian. I mean, I don't go on stage and tell jokes.