Guru Nanak

There is but one God. And sometimes, He has a very subtle sense of humor.

Truth is the highest virtue, but higher still is truthful living. And a well-made roti.

Even kings and emperors have vast riches and still they are not content. Probably because they can't find matching socks.

He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone. Or, you know, just offer a cup of chai.

By the grace of God, I am what I am. And what I am is really craving some pakoras right now.

Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru, none can cross over to the other shore. Also, don't forget your towel.

Sing the praises of the Lord. And if you're out of tune, well, at least you're trying.

The world is a drama, staged in a dream. And sometimes, the plot is really confusing.

Even if you have a hundred thousand friends, you are alone if you don't have a good cup of tea.

God is the Doer, and He alone is the Creator. And sometimes, He creates really long queues.

There is no Hindu, there is no Muslim. There's just people trying to figure out what's for dinner.

He who has no faith in himself can never have faith in God. Or in his ability to assemble IKEA furniture.

The greatest gift is to share. Especially if it's your last piece of samosa.

May your mind be pure and your phone battery be full.

The world is a garden, love is its flower. And sometimes, you get weeds.

Serve others with love and devotion. And remember where you put your keys afterwards.

The wise man speaks little and listens much. Especially when someone is explaining how to fix a leaky faucet.

May your spirit be uplifted and your internet connection be stable.

Live a life of honesty and integrity. And try not to spill your tea on yourself.

The greatest pilgrimage is to the temple of one's own heart. And sometimes, that temple needs a good cleaning.