Silvio Berlusconi

I am the Jesus Christ of politics.

I am handsome, I am rich, I am intelligent, I am kind. And I am a good leader.

I haven't slept with 80 women, I've slept with 80,000 women.

I am the best prime minister Italy has ever had.

I am a man of the people, I know what the people want.

Only I can save Italy.

I don't need to lie. I am a truthful person.

I am a very nice person, I am a very good person.

I am the most persecuted man in history.

I am a great seducer.

I am a generous man. I give a lot to charity.

I am a very optimistic person. I always see the glass half full.

I am a man of peace.

I am the best footballer in my age group.

I am a self-made man.

I am a very religious person.

I am a great communicator.

I am a champion of freedom.

I am a great entrepreneur.

I am a great reformer.