Flavor Flav

I just thought yes there is a God. hey you all right number. seven. i fell you know girls are laughing he's laughing everyone's laughing but it wasn't too funny to me i blew my chances. oh my goodness.

New York fell down a lot and the reason why New York fell down a lot because she wanted me to pick her up a lot.

My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school. I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.

When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.

I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page.

I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it.

I'm not a clock. I'm a person.

I'm not a sidekick. I'm a star.

I'm not a clown. I'm a king.

I'm not a has-been. I'm a always-will-be.

I'm not a relic. I'm a revolutionary.

I'm not a caricature. I'm a character.

I'm not a gimmick. I'm a genius.

I'm not a trend. I'm a tradition.

I'm not a memory. I'm a moment.

You can't stop the rock!

I'm a professional, baby!

What time is it?

Flavor Flav is in the house!

I put the 'F' in 'Flavor', and the 'L' in 'Love'.