"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"I am an American, and I like to see a man do what he says he will do."

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

"The commonest superstition is that some people are more superstitious than others."