"I am drinking beer from Namburg which tastes to me almost like the beer from Mansfeld which you praised to me. It agrees with me well and gives me about three bowel movements in three hours in the mor…"

"Kill them all, God will know his own."

"The Holy Spirit unveiled the Scriptures for me in this tower at the lavatory."

"The world is like a drunken peasant. If you lift him into the saddle on one side, he will fall off on the other."

"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."