"Sometimes you can have a great time and still lose."

"Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn."

"I'm not a politician, I'm an entertainer."

"If you are ever in trouble, don't scream, don't cry, just hit them in the head with a frying pan."

"I'm a big fan of being grateful for what you have. I think it's important."