"You could talk about oral sex in this town and people would nod wisely and say, ‘Well, that’s an alternative lifestyle.’ But talk about nuclear power and they’d burn your house down."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."

"Why do they call it a 'walkie-talkie'? Why not a 'talkie-walkie'?"

"I'm a big fan of embracing your inner child. I think it's important."

"Being a woman is very difficult, since it consists principally of dealing with men."