When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.
— George Carlin Contemporary

Comedian, social critic

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Stand-up special, 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

Date / Period

2001

Category

Strange & Unusual

Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6e8hD1P2Q

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