Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Complaints and Grievances'
2001
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"I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying you're wrong."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."
Controversial"I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist. I believe that there are people who are conspiring to do things, and I believe that those things are usually bad."
Strange & Unusual"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job …"
Controversial"I'm not a leader. I'm just a guy who has a lot of followers."
Controversial