"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying you're wrong."

"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."

"I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel."