"I'm not a leader. I'm just a guy who has a lot of followers."

"The very first things that children learn are their limitations. Before they learn anything else, they learn what they can't do."

"I'm not a fan of organized sports. I think it's a bunch of people running around in circles, chasing a ball, and then someone wins and someone loses, and then everyone goes home."

"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."

"I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds."