I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel.
Comedian, social critic
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"I'm a modern man. I've got a cell phone, a laptop, and I'm still trying to figure out how to work the damn remote control."
Humorous"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."
Controversial"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist. I just think the world is a fucked-up place."
Controversial"I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'"
Strange & Unusual"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."
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