I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon.
— George Carlin Contemporary

Comedian, social critic

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Context

Stand-up special, 'It's Bad for Ya!'

Date / Period

2008

Category

Strange & Unusual

Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG04q60h3bA

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Cross Reference

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