"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"I'm not a serial killer. I just enjoy watching people suffer."

"If you scratch a religious person, you'll find a superstitious person."

"I'm not a god. I'm just a guy who's trying to make a difference."

"Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything."