"The 'globe' is a Freudian slip for 'lie'."

"If you look at the UN logo, it's a flat earth map. They're telling you the truth in plain sight."

"If gravity is real, why doesn't it pull the clouds down?"

"The sun's rays are localized, like a spotlight, which explains why some areas are lit and others are dark."

"The sun's rays appear parallel, which is only possible on a flat plane with a local sun."