"The curvature formula is never applied in engineering or construction. Bridges are built flat."

"The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s²."

"The 'ball-earthers' are the real conspiracy theorists, believing in invisible forces and impossible physics."

"Airplanes don't account for curvature. They fly straight and level over a flat plane."

"The 'space race' was a Cold War deception to funnel money to secret projects."