"I am not an optimist. I am a realist. I believe in the triumph of good over evil. But I don't believe in the triumph of good over evil without a fight."

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."

"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

"The greatest country in the world, and we're letting it go to the dogs."

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."