I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
From 'Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar' in 'Following the Equator'.
1897
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"As to the Adjective: When in doubt, strike it out."
Humorous"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
Strange & Unusual"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
Strange & Unusual"I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show."
Humorous"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
Humorous