"We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion."

"I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample and there was an olive in it."

"You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?"

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

"If you're not going to get into trouble, then you're not going to have any fun."