That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. They just do what they do.
Comedian, social critic
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"Here's a little poem by my friend, Jack Handy: 'I hope that after I die, people will say, 'He was a good man. He was a kind man. He was a man who loved his family.' And then, after a brief pause, 'But…"
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a revolutionary. I just want to burn everything down."
Controversial"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh."
Controversial"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."
Strange & Unusual"I think I've found the one thing in life that I'm really good at, and that's being a loudmouth."
Controversial