"I don't believe in God. I believe in people. I believe in the power of people to do good, and to do evil."

"That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. T…"

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I think I've found the one thing in life that I'm really good at, and that's being a loudmouth."