"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a…"

"I'm not a misanthrope. I just don't like most people."

"I'm not a god. I just play one on TV."