"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"

"I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'"

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"A lot of people say, 'Well, I'm not into politics.' Well, politics is into you."