Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Jammin' in New York'
1992
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"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a guy who likes to argue."
Controversial"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist. I just think the world is a fucked-up place."
Controversial"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"
Humorous"I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who sees the future."
Controversial"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
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