"I'm not an anarchist. I just don't believe in government."

"I know this is a free country because they let me in here."

"I love women. I just don't understand 'em."

"When I was in Africa, the very first day I was there, I saw a Tarzan movie. I said, 'Oh shit, this is where they make those movies.' I saw this white dude swinging through the jungle, hollering, 'Aaaa…"

"I was in the joint for eleven days. Eleven days in the joint. I went in there a negro, I come out a nigger."