"I believe the children are our future. Unless we stop them now."

"I don't mind women leavin' me...but they tell you why. Fuck that, just leave...'cause there ain't shit you can say when they're talkin' to you."

"I don't mind if you don't like my jokes. I just don't want you to tell me about it."

"You know, you can't please everybody. So you might as well please yourself."

"I'm not a racist. I'm just a man who tells the truth."