"I'm an American, and I have rights."

"I'm going to clear my name."

"One day I went out to open up the mailbox and it just exploded with snakes."

"The good thing about all this is you got to pay for your shit i can just go to a bookstore. and stick it through a hole and get it for free."

"I'm just a guy trying to make a living, and these animal rights people are trying to destroy me."