"The mind is a strange thing. It is a house with many rooms, and some of them are dark."

"The most beautiful of all things is a beautiful woman with a beautiful mind."

"As the cat said to the rat, 'Don't make me laugh!'"

"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."